ANTM is a trainwreck

Don’t worry, America’s Next Top Model womens… even Coco Rocha and Behati Prinsloo have trouble figuring out their choreography. Geez, how difficult is it to walk from point A to point B?

(Eh, whatever — I know from my limited experience that modeling is actually hard work — gasp! And everything I’ve done has involved standing in one place — I didn’t even get as far as walking…)

P.S. Last week I was a lesbian and now I’m a ho.

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