I’ve pointed this out before, but watch what you say, everyone. There are people out there who are completely unable to comprehend similes and metaphors. This site makes use of this fact to create a parody 9/11 conspiracy argument, claiming trains that were responsible for 9/11. They even quote a witness who saw one of these trains!

Ya know, I’ll bet that a significant number of woos suffer from a learning disability that impairs their ability to understand figurative language…