I use Trillian. The message you get when you send me a message… the one that says “I am currently away from my computer”… it is automated. I do not type it by hand. And it means… get this… that I am currently away from my computer. Sending me messages in all caps, bold fonts, or by the dozen will not make me reply to you. And Trillian doesn’t do shit when you try to “ding” me. Thank Jebus.

P.S. I’m not likely to reply to you, anyway. You’re all idiots.