Ten annoyances for today:

1. honk
2. honk
3. honk
4. honk
5. honk
6. honk
7. honk
8. honk
9. honk
10. honk

See, I live off of a pretty busy road. Highway, even. My apartment (and therefore everything in between) vibrates quite a bit when trucks barrel through the neighbourhood. The idiot with the ricemobile that parks in the lot out my window has a car alarm… And I’m sure you can figure the rest out. Every ten goddamned minutes… Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! ARGHGHHGHGHHHHH! Most of the time, I don’t give a shit. But at the moment, I’m trying to rewrite my various cover letters…

Well. I was, anyway. I’m giving up now. Just getting too irritable. It’s pajama and vodka time!

Also irritating: the Google spellchecker that’s part of their toolbar does not recognize my perfectly cromulent spelling of the word neighbourhood. Nor does it recognize croumlent. Nor spellchecker. And awayyyyy it goes! Every second word I type is underlined.

You know, I think I’m more interesting when I don’t make sense around here. I’ll try harder to confuse you next time.