I have a spider bite, and I’m probably going to die. So, ta. Okay, so maybe it wasn’t a black widow or a brown recluse, but whatever the fuck bit me, it hurts like a bitch.

P.S. if somebody doesn’t hurry up and entertain me pretty effectively, I will have no choice but to continue posting. Because I just can’t have my brain start working again today. And the posts are only going to get stupider. And I don’t even care if stupider isn’t a word.