I found the local Scientology loony-bin by accident today while walking home from dropping off my rental car (oh yah — so my car is totalled and I won’t be driving again any time soon…)
And now I must find some poor sucker to attend some of their meetings with me, because I feel that it would be most entertaining. First I need to memorize all of the “correct” answers to their personality test. They show their Orientation film several times a day. For free (then once you’re hooked, they jack up the price). Let’s bring popcorn! This movie must be available for download somewhere online. Please, Xenu?
Whoa hey!
Be vewy careful with those idiots. Don’t bring any major credit cards. Pretend your homeless and out of luck. They won’t be interested in recruiting you.
Whoa hey!
Be vewy careful with those idiots. Don’t bring any major credit cards. Pretend your homeless and out of luck. They won’t be interested in recruiting you.
Don’t worry, I know how they operate! I think it would be more fun to pretend I’m extremely rich, and watch them try out their best brainwashing techniques on me. I assume that it would be hilarious, and that a good time would be had by all.
Don’t worry, I know how they operate! I think it would be more fun to pretend I’m extremely rich, and watch them try out their best brainwashing techniques on me. I assume that it would be hilarious, and that a good time would be had by all.
Only if you share!
Only if you share!
Hi Candice.
Ok, fine, this is the blog where you complain about stuff. But, how about sticking to complaining about what you know about?
1) I’ve been a Scientologist for over 20 years. I have NOT given major amounts of $ to the Church in that time, and this has not been a major problem for anyone.
2) The Xenu thing you found at anti-Scientology sites, right? Well, don’t believe everything you read on the Net.
3) Scientologists like me (by the hundreds) donated countless hours of volunteer work in Indonesia, Thailand and Sri Lanka following the tsunami (I spent three weeks there) Also, after Katrina, thousands of Scientologists were out there in the sun handing out water and food. I know because I was there. So enough already with the “greedy Scientologists” bs.
4) I ain’t interested in converting you. But it ticks me off how many folks out there blab about my religion with not clue one about it.
Peace.
Greg
Hi Candice.
Ok, fine, this is the blog where you complain about stuff. But, how about sticking to complaining about what you know about?
1) I’ve been a Scientologist for over 20 years. I have NOT given major amounts of $ to the Church in that time, and this has not been a major problem for anyone.
2) The Xenu thing you found at anti-Scientology sites, right? Well, don’t believe everything you read on the Net.
3) Scientologists like me (by the hundreds) donated countless hours of volunteer work in Indonesia, Thailand and Sri Lanka following the tsunami (I spent three weeks there) Also, after Katrina, thousands of Scientologists were out there in the sun handing out water and food. I know because I was there. So enough already with the “greedy Scientologists” bs.
4) I ain’t interested in converting you. But it ticks me off how many folks out there blab about my religion with not clue one about it.
Peace.
Greg
Aw, how precious. How long do you spend per day doing this? You’ve made my day. Asshat.
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Aw, how precious. How long do you spend per day doing this? You’ve made my day. Asshat.
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P.S. I am not interested in improving your Google ranking, so I have approved your comment, but deleted your links.
P.S. I am not interested in improving your Google ranking, so I have approved your comment, but deleted your links.
P.P.S. I read the article from The Strand that you linked. The best article you can muster up is an article slightly on the negative side of neutral? And it’s a student newspaper? That’s just sad!
Also, I shouldn’t, in fact, be linking to any Scientology websites, IMHO. Deleted the links in my post above. Thanks for that, I didn’t think better of it at the time.
P.P.S. I read the article from The Strand that you linked. The best article you can muster up is an article slightly on the negative side of neutral? And it’s a student newspaper? That’s just sad!
Also, I shouldn’t, in fact, be linking to any Scientology websites, IMHO. Deleted the links in my post above. Thanks for that, I didn’t think better of it at the time.
Well I don’t know too much about what the Scientologist did after Katrina, but they did send people down to devastated areas in Florida after Hurricane Charley back in 2004. These Volunteer Ministers went there at their own expense, set up yellow pavilions, handed out water and supplies *that the National Guard provided. *
Oh yes, they did touch assists and handed out scads of church literature. The VM program seems a little like the Red Cross or the Salvation Army but they don’t seem to be doing more than “lip sync charity.” Their own literature describes how the VM service has little other purpose than as a vehicle to get people interested in Scientology.
Well I don’t know too much about what the Scientologist did after Katrina, but they did send people down to devastated areas in Florida after Hurricane Charley back in 2004. These Volunteer Ministers went there at their own expense, set up yellow pavilions, handed out water and supplies *that the National Guard provided. *
Oh yes, they did touch assists and handed out scads of church literature. The VM program seems a little like the Red Cross or the Salvation Army but they don’t seem to be doing more than “lip sync charity.” Their own literature describes how the VM service has little other purpose than as a vehicle to get people interested in Scientology.