I found the local Scientology loony-bin by accident today while walking home from dropping off my rental car (oh yah — so my car is totalled and I won’t be driving again any time soon…)
And now I must find some poor sucker to attend some of their meetings with me, because I feel that it would be most entertaining. First I need to memorize all of the “correct” answers to their personality test. They show their Orientation film several times a day. For free (then once you’re hooked, they jack up the price). Let’s bring popcorn! This movie must be available for download somewhere online. Please, Xenu?