I was looking into going to school here in Chicago for next year. So affordable — it only costs $98,198,872 dollars. And for some of these schools, I’d have to take the SAT. Even though I’d be transferring. WTF. No thank yewww. That is some American nonsense that I doesn’t need none of. How is one goddamn number supposed to be any sort of substitute for my entire academic history? The application essays are fully retarded, too. I never had to do any of that sort of BS when I was applying in 2000. (Okay though, I do recall one friend in Canada having to write 5000 words about the word “brown”.) I know that the ability to bullshit your way through a paper is important in university, but do they have to make it so obvious that it’s 90% of what they’re looking for in an individual (well, along with those bullshit SAT scores)? Fuck it all, anyway. I need to switch majors (again) (before I go mad), and I can’t figure out what the hell I want to do. Undeclared science major? Bah. I’m never going to graduate. Not that anything I’ll probably end up doing (durrrr, computors) necessarily requires any sort of schooling in the first place, if I get off of my lazy ass. And there’s no way I’d ever go to school for computer science. So obviously, I’ve got something ass-backwards here. Maybe I’ll just sneak into some lectures. No one will notice me. Brain… wasting… away…
Stay in school.
Don’t do (too many) drugs.
Brush your teeth.
Eat your veggies.
The “real” world sucks.
Have a happy Hump Day! ;-)
Stay in school.
Don’t do (too many) drugs.
Brush your teeth.
Eat your veggies.
The “real” world sucks.
Have a happy Hump Day! ;-)
Happy Hump Day indeed. I only have to work four hours. Then again, I am only getting paid for four hours. Then again again, it’s looking like it’ll be four hours of web surfing.
Happy Hump Day indeed. I only have to work four hours. Then again, I am only getting paid for four hours. Then again again, it’s looking like it’ll be four hours of web surfing.
Paid to web-surf?!?
Cake Job! ha ha
Paid to web-surf?!?
Cake Job! ha ha
Only until all of the people with real jobs go back to work next week, and the students go back to school. Then they shall have need for my fine oversized-novelty-cheque printing services once again.
Only until all of the people with real jobs go back to work next week, and the students go back to school. Then they shall have need for my fine oversized-novelty-cheque printing services once again.
“fine oversized-novelty-cheque printing services ”
You work for Publishers Clearing House?
“fine oversized-novelty-cheque printing services ”
You work for Publishers Clearing House?
I haven’t done one for them, no. I make a lot of oversized novelty cheques for the City of Chicago, though.
I haven’t done one for them, no. I make a lot of oversized novelty cheques for the City of Chicago, though.
Please send me one that I could really cash in, just to see the look on the teller’s face.
Have a Happy New Years!
Please send me one that I could really cash in, just to see the look on the teller’s face.
Have a Happy New Years!