But guess what! I did!

Um, pardon me, but I think that if you’re using a statement like that in your commercial, that it’s painfully obvious that you are indeed running a get rich quick scheme.

But I’ll bet the ad does quite well, considering that people are idiots. They might not notice the absurdness of it all. They might not fell pandered to when they go to Blockbuster video and get charged “extended viewing fees”. They might bob along to the trendy new McDonalds ad campaign (it’s apparently successful… they keep it going… it makes me sad inside). Idiots. Idiots. Idiots. Same people that buy expensive metal detectors from the TV. To find quarters.

Well, one had better find a damn lot of quarters with one of those things, that’s all I have to say about it.