(Recently)

You have clearly never conversed with me on the topic of monogamy. If you had you would have quickly learned that my views are:

a) That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard of.

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b) For real? You’re being serious? Isn’t that boring?

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c) Why?

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d) That’ll never work.

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e) Penguins are cute.

Goodnight.

Here is something much more important: