It’s Fuggs season again
By Candice at 08:13:13 on Nov 9, 2008 in General
No. No no no no. No, fucking no. NO! No. No no no no no no no no no. Hell no. Hell fucking no. Negatory. Nein. Nope. Non. Ne. Nyet. Nee.
No flip-flops in summer. No fucking Uggs in winter. No fucking goddamn Crocs in any weather. Please stop. Please.
Wear any of these with yoga pants, and I don’t know what I’ll have to do to you.
Add a clonetastic North Face jacket, and quite possibly my brain will explode.
Cease and desist, immediately. I *will* report you to the fashion police. Is there a fashion FBI? Some of the worst offenders might even require action by the fashion secret service.
4 Comment(s)
By OMGfree at 19:04:22 on Nov 11, 2008 | Reply
UGG BOOTS–fashion’s answer to birth control.
By raymi at 17:17:13 on Nov 16, 2008 | Reply
barf!
By Candice at 17:24:26 on Nov 16, 2008 | Reply
Barf ON the damn things and it couldn’t even possibly make them worse.
By MC at 10:05:45 on Nov 18, 2008 | Reply
But barf might make them better!