It’s Fuggs season again
By Candice at 08:13:13 on Nov 9, 2008 in General
No. No no no no. No, fucking no. NO! No. No no no no no no no no no. Hell no. Hell fucking no. Negatory. Nein. Nope. Non. Ne. Nyet. Nee.
No flip-flops in summer. No fucking Uggs in winter. No fucking goddamn Crocs in any weather. Please stop. Please.
Wear any of these with yoga pants, and I don’t know what I’ll have to do to you.
Add a clonetastic North Face jacket, and quite possibly my brain will explode.
Cease and desist, immediately. I *will* report you to the fashion police. Is there a fashion FBI? Some of the worst offenders might even require action by the fashion secret service.
4 Comment(s)
UGG BOOTS–fashion’s answer to birth control.
Comment by OMGfree — 11/11/2008 @ 19:04
barf!
Comment by raymi — 11/16/2008 @ 17:17
Barf ON the damn things and it couldn’t even possibly make them worse.
Comment by Candice — 11/16/2008 @ 17:24
But barf might make them better!
Comment by MC — 11/18/2008 @ 10:05