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It’s Fuggs season again



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No. No no no no. No, fucking no. NO! No. No no no no no no no no no. Hell no. Hell fucking no. Negatory. Nein. Nope. Non. Ne. Nyet. Nee.

No flip-flops in summer. No fucking Uggs in winter. No fucking goddamn Crocs in any weather. Please stop. Please.

Wear any of these with yoga pants, and I don’t know what I’ll have to do to you.

Add a clonetastic North Face jacket, and quite possibly my brain will explode.

Cease and desist, immediately. I *will* report you to the fashion police. Is there a fashion FBI? Some of the worst offenders might even require action by the fashion secret service.

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  • MC
    But barf might make them better!
  • Barf ON the damn things and it couldn't even possibly make them worse.
  • barf!
  • UGG BOOTS--fashion's answer to birth control.
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