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It’s all my fault

In case you were wondering, the person responsible for contaminating our water supply with all those medications, that’s me. Anti-depressants, narcotic painkillers, anxiolytics, hormones. Thanks to me, you’ll be happy, pain-free, chilled out, and have big titties. You’re welcome.

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  • Chocolate and wine are the OPPOSITE of birth control...
  • AMY
    perhaps THAT would explain the child that lives in my house!?!
  • haha...I'm looking forward to my big titties.
  • Chocolate works nearly as well, sometimes. Especially in combination with wine. And yes, much cheaper. Much, MUCH cheaper in the U.S.

    ...wine might not be very good birth control, though.
  • AMY
    at one point i had so many I bought one of those old lady pill dispenser things... you know, each day of the week? Sounds like a brain sandwich to me... now i'm too poor so I just eat chocolate.
  • (Ahem. Yeah. I was at the brain care specialist's today. And I don't know why I categorized this under "sandwiches".)
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