It’s all my fault
By Candice at 16:10:29 on Nov 7, 2008 in Sandwiches
In case you were wondering, the person responsible for contaminating our water supply with all those medications, that’s me. Anti-depressants, narcotic painkillers, anxiolytics, hormones. Thanks to me, you’ll be happy, pain-free, chilled out, and have big titties. You’re welcome.
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(Ahem. Yeah. I was at the brain care specialist’s today. And I don’t know why I categorized this under “sandwiches”.)
Comment by Candice — 11/7/2008 @ 17:30
at one point i had so many I bought one of those old lady pill dispenser things… you know, each day of the week? Sounds like a brain sandwich to me… now i’m too poor so I just eat chocolate.
Comment by AMY — 11/7/2008 @ 20:46
Chocolate works nearly as well, sometimes. Especially in combination with wine. And yes, much cheaper. Much, MUCH cheaper in the U.S.
…wine might not be very good birth control, though.
Comment by Candice — 11/7/2008 @ 21:53
haha…I’m looking forward to my big titties.
Comment by OMGfree — 11/8/2008 @ 01:29
perhaps THAT would explain the child that lives in my house!?!
Comment by AMY — 11/8/2008 @ 22:53
Chocolate and wine are the OPPOSITE of birth control…
Comment by Candice — 11/9/2008 @ 07:45