It’s all my fault
By Candice at 16:10:29 on Nov 7, 2008 in Sandwiches
In case you were wondering, the person responsible for contaminating our water supply with all those medications, that’s me. Anti-depressants, narcotic painkillers, anxiolytics, hormones. Thanks to me, you’ll be happy, pain-free, chilled out, and have big titties. You’re welcome.
6 Comment(s)
By Candice at 17:30:18 on Nov 7, 2008 | Reply
(Ahem. Yeah. I was at the brain care specialist’s today. And I don’t know why I categorized this under “sandwiches”.)
By AMY at 20:46:29 on Nov 7, 2008 | Reply
at one point i had so many I bought one of those old lady pill dispenser things… you know, each day of the week? Sounds like a brain sandwich to me… now i’m too poor so I just eat chocolate.
By Candice at 21:53:29 on Nov 7, 2008 | Reply
Chocolate works nearly as well, sometimes. Especially in combination with wine. And yes, much cheaper. Much, MUCH cheaper in the U.S.
…wine might not be very good birth control, though.
By OMGfree at 01:29:58 on Nov 8, 2008 | Reply
haha…I’m looking forward to my big titties.
By AMY at 22:53:43 on Nov 8, 2008 | Reply
perhaps THAT would explain the child that lives in my house!?!
By Candice at 07:45:49 on Nov 9, 2008 | Reply
Chocolate and wine are the OPPOSITE of birth control…