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Sneezing fetish

By Candice at 04:22:02 on Sep 15, 2007 in Sneezing

Hey, internet perverts! I know you’re out there! (And seriously, who doesn’t have a fetish that they’d rather not reveal outside of the anonymity of the interbutts?)

Achoo.

Achooooo.

Aaaaaa-fucking–choooooo.

I can’t stop sneezing anyway.

Can someone at least pay me for this shit, please?

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  • Which brings up rule 17.
  • exarch
    Not to mention reusing my joke without adding to the funny ...
  • You're going to sit there and purport to tell me about rules... when you're breaking at least two of them?
  • Well, you know that /b/tarded Rule 34 of the Internet, you can easily make a pay-site off that.
  • sam
    sneezing, noseblowing, hankies, snot -- it's not my thing but there is a pretty active fetish scene there:

    http://www.sneezefetishforum.org/forums/
  • Oh, no. I didn't invent it. The Japanese love it. Nose-picking (and booger-eating), burping, and cleaning out your ears with Q-Tips, too.

    Now, if I were to somehow combine all of these...
  • exarch
    Hmm, maybe if you sneezed an image of Jeebus or the virgin Mary into your tissue, you might be able to sell the tissue for up to $28'000.

    Of course, following rule 34, you just invented sneeze-porn, and therefore it'll now become a legitimate fetish.
  • Zap!
    I already paid through Amazons Honesty System, fapf afpap
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