The word Uranus is pronounced yoor’-eh-nus, not yer-ay’-nus.

“‘You’d better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It’s unpleasently like being drunk.’
‘What’s so unpleasent about being drunk?’
‘You ask a glass of water.'”

I suck at Minesweeper.

*Pout*

Because I can.

Yet again, I am tempted to destroy this page…

“Torment in the dark was the danger that I feared, and it did not hold me back. But I would not have come, had I known the danger of light and joy. Now I have taken my worst wound in this parting, even if I was to go this night straight to the Dark Lord.” — The Fellowship of the Ring

you put the lime in the coconut
you drink them both up

EGOMETSUMOBSTUPIDA

I cleaned my room tonight, and indeed, there was a floor underneath all of those books and clothes…
And I did my homework.
There must be a full moon tonight or something…
Wait. Yes, yes there is. But I already knew that. Well. There was, anyway. At 17:42 Universal Time. Now explain why I knew that.