so
apparently a number of people have gotten to my website searching for information on
X10’s AMAZING XCam2
(and i’m pretty much ensuring more of the same by posting this, eh)
okay
why
why does anyone need to SEARCH for X10
X10 finds YOU
surf the internet for five minutes
there it is, like magic.
I’m crushing your head, T’Pol.
I am CRUSHING your head.
candice, you know just what to say!
“something im noticing is you know just what to say when im stressed to magnify the situation…”
eek
yes
my conversational skills
are envied by all
“Definately worth a look, especially if you’ve just taken a liberal dose of an illegal narcotic.”
a description of questionable accuracy
(if only because i don’t use a lot of illegal narcotics
alTHOUGh, i’m on some pretty nice legal ones right now
mmm, tylenol with codeine
and caffeine
wait
okay so THAT’s why i’m not sleepy…
at 5:45 am…)
um
parentheses shall be my downfall.
um
continuing…
written by one chris
on one blog called
cobwebs
kept seeing it in my refer logs
and thinking
how interesting
all these people coming from this one site
and twiddling my thumbs
(does anyone actually do that?)
never bothered to… say…
really read it or anything
well
actually there are an awful lot of words there
but i looked at the pictures
those were some pictures alright
apparently this
“chris”
lives on floor 11
or so i gather
which is interesting
for all i know, he could be directly below me
as this is floor
1, 2, 3
4, 5, 6
7, 8, 9
10, 11, 12
ladybugs came
to the ladybug’s picnic
hm
getting drunk alone?
and playing computer risk?
less pathetic than
NOT getting drunk alone
and NOT playing computer risk
damn
i miss computer risk
it’s fun to kick the computer’s ass
take that lousy compoooter
think you’re so smrt?
ha!
you CTRL the electronic dice
and you STILL can’t win
p.s.
i still want a sandwich
ROOM SERVICE
NOW
i feel i should clarify the last entry
the spam
and the sandwich
those were two completely
UNRELATED
ideas
please do not make me a
spam sandwich
but do make me a sandwich
please
so hungry
*poof*
you’re a sandwich
um
i suppose i could do it myself
but be assured
i am extremely disappointed in you
i thought you were my friend
if you really loved me….
—
goddamn
so
i just got some spam
the subject read
“projects that need to be completed”
goddamn
fucking
spam
can’t even leave me alone
i’ll do it tomorrow
okay?
OKAY
geeeez
somebody make me a sandwich
please?
that was a clever trick
though
by those spam fiends
in other news
SANDWICH
NOW!
what is “the innernet”?
and if there’s an innernet
is there an outernet?
probly what i’m sposed to assume
dunnit seem like it?
hold on while i regroup
i think i’ve run into another wall
i guess that means i can’t keep going in THAT direction anymore
I turned the sounds OFF in ICQ.
So shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
…
grr
ICQ and AIM have two states known as
Online
and
Offline
MSN has
Online
and
Not online
Which is probably not as interesting as I think, but.
I think it’s interesting.