When bleeding occurs, your sight may become hazy, spotty or even disappear altogether.

Bluish or grayish Mongolian spots on the back or buttocks usually fade by school age, though they may never disappear altogether.

Some experts believe the ice cap could disappear altogether by the end of the 21st Century.

Why don’t you do us all a favour and disappear altogether?

Little girls often cannibalized their babies by chewing on fingers and toes, causing them to disappear altogether.

I demand of anyone in this building with a Windows ME CD to bring it to me immediately.

You have five minutes.

My computer is being a bitch.

Well, actually, I deleted c:\Windows\OPTIONS\CABS
And just decided that I wanted it back…

Cause damn Sony didn’t give me a Windows CD.

So it’s either steal someone else’s or reformat my C drive.

Which do you think I’d prefer?

“he” can be used as a generic pronoun

there is no need to write “he or she”

and “they” is just plain wrong

“they” is plural

PLURAL!!!

In 1893, the Royal Academy of Science were convinced by Sir Robert Ball that communication with the planet Mars was a physical impossibility, because it would require a flag as large as Ireland, which it would be impossible to wave.

lipstick marks all over my teacup

i so disgust myself right now…

this reminds me too much of my grade seven and eight home ec teacher…

beware… foodborne illness…

warpweftwarpweftwarpweftwarpweft
selvageselvageselvage

Did some research to find out if that AOL commercial (where the woman is relieved that AOL is her ISP because of the results she got searching for “chelsea buns” worrying her about her son, who loves X-Men comics) is really funny. I didn’t find any porn on either of those searches. It isn’t funny.

Neither is Saturday Night Live.