I guess that it is technically possible to update this.

But the page is broken and I don’t want people looking at it.

So get lost.

Color of the universe “If the universe has a distinctive color, it would be a shade of bluish green, astronomers announced Thursday.”

It’s a miracle!

Still no SSI.

Humbug.

Kay… I can’t find a link for this story I’m watching on the news, but… eh. No matter.

One of those Northern communities with only one store is all concerned because… that store burnt down. And now they have no place to get supplies.

But wait.

How did the store get those supplies…

Can I suggest that they… get some more?

I mean, that’s what the store had to do all the time, anyway. It was just a big box to keep everything in. Their food wasn’t being produced there…

And oh no, the post office burnt down. Now where will they get their mail?

Er…?

Drop it off somewhere else…

Sure, the situation might suck for a day or two…

But gak! I don’t see how it’s such a big deal.

And really… they flew in reporters…

Couldn’t the reporters have brought them some sammmiches or something?

What I’m doing right now instead of redesigning my Image Arts website:

I cannot design webpages in Photoshop.
This happens every time.

Dave Thomas Founder of Wendy’s may be dead, but Dave Thomas Founder of Wendy’s on a Stick lives on.

It’s a bit later now, isn’t it.

I guess I kind of fell asleep.

Gak.

I hate everything.

Storyboards suck my would-be balls.

I was all set to draw me some stick figures, cause a storyboard doesn’t have to be any better than that, as long as it makes sense, but…

Now I’ve had this “visually engaging” nonsense thrown at me, and I’m screwed.

Stick figures, you see
badly drawn stick figures, especially
are not visually engaging.

So I took a nap until 2am.
Wasted three more hours.
And here I am.

Wasting more time.

Lalala.

I’m not going to link to the new iMac.
‘Cause it’s ugly.
So there.

Ridiculous Americans and their non-usage of vinegar… Vinegar is filed under “other” at The Condiment Museum. With the likes of mint sauce, tartar sauce, and sushi ginger. But of course, there’s an entire mayo section… (via Virulent Memes)