orange juice + toothpaste = good (“ewwwwww, that’s good”)
orange juice + vodka + toothpaste = death
apply fact of sitting drinking in dorm room and add to having all family guy episodes on computer….
completely uncool + extremely cool = back to average
must
tilt
table
somehow
Fixed the webpage for Netscape.
Since it’s the only thing I’m using anymore.
Lalala.
whocares.
Sean and I have now downloaded to my computer every episode of The Family Guy that has ever been shown on television.
Do you realize how cool this makes us?
Of course, I seem to be having some troubles with the video codecs on my computer since I’ve reformatted.
The media player I usually use plays them upsidedown and backwards. And with no audio.
Gah.
Extreme self-loathing terminated.
Go back about your business.
P.S.
Alcohol is the devil.
Whywontmyheadstopspinninggodamipathetic.
The only explanation I can find for anything is that I hate myself.
Whee, let’s see how much more I can sabotage my entire life.
Anyone’s welcome with me on Ganymede.
But you’d have to be fucking insane.
I hate women.
God, I am such a fucking woman.
I’m worried sick.
Literallly.
I’ll trade everything I have for some stability.
Anyone have any they can offer?
Fuck all.
Yes.
I am only a semi-internet-slut.
candice, you can’t keep doing this.
don’t do that, or i’ll hurt you.
ABUSE!!!!
candice.
MOVE OVER!