“Torment in the dark was the danger that I feared, and it did not hold me back. But I would not have come, had I known the danger of light and joy. Now I have taken my worst wound in this parting, even if I was to go this night straight to the Dark Lord.” — The Fellowship of the Ring

you put the lime in the coconut
you drink them both up

EGOMETSUMOBSTUPIDA

I cleaned my room tonight, and indeed, there was a floor underneath all of those books and clothes…
And I did my homework.
There must be a full moon tonight or something…
Wait. Yes, yes there is. But I already knew that. Well. There was, anyway. At 17:42 Universal Time. Now explain why I knew that.

I’ve felt panicked all weekend… And I don’t know why. As if I had to take the phonebook and be able to recite the entire thing from memory by tomorrow, or else that would be the end of my life *poof*. Except that’s not what I’m supposed to do. It’s something else. And I wish I knew what. But I’m missing some deadline, and it seems like it must be an important one…

“I would just like to say a few words about nudity in the world today. And I for one am just appalled by it. Why, did you know that underneath their clothing, the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked. Is that disgusting!?”

i had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee

Was it a lie, or just a mistake?

Dehydrating vegetables was a pretty good idea. Now if only they could figure out a way to get the water back *in*. These peas are crunchy.

I hate washing pots.