Stupid is a noun if I say it’s a noun.

If you have a problem with that, get off of my blog, and take your stupid with you, stupids.

I reserve the right to bastardize the English language in any way I please. I feel entitled to break the rules based on my above average knowledge of, pff, well. Everything. Breaking rules because you’re a dummy is just dumbness. But breaking them on purpose is amusing, and I’m just so durn darn smart that it’s actually impossible for me to succumb to accidental errorism. I’m a little bit modest about it sometimes, but it’s a fact — I’ve never made a mistake in my life. Anything that happens to look even a little bit mistakey is designed that way.

Do you ever have the feeling that people just don’t “get” you… Yeah… ’cause…

I guess it’s hard for the imperfect to comprehend the utter perfectness of my perfection.

I have no idea what I’m talking about.

“I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea.”

I’m going to go watch The Pickup Artist.

12 thoughts on “Stupid is a noun if I say it’s a noun.

  1. So that would make “stupid” a nouny adjective or something?

  2. So that would make “stupid” a nouny adjective or something?

  3. The way I see it, you need to successfully master the English language however you can (reading a whole lot, taking university courses, keeping away from rednecks, not living in Indiana, etc.), and then you should be allowed to mangle it however and as much as you like. That way, whatever you’re trying to communicate is likely to be decoded more accurately than it might be using “correct” English, while on the other hand, people who break the rules before they bother to learn them just confuse the hell out of people.

    I find the English language clumsy. I don’t necessarily think in English, unless I’m being firm with myself. I have my own set of… Eh. Gestalts? That’s close enough to what I’m trying to say… Too hard to impart meaning if I have to translate into rigid English, following every damned rule precisely.

    (All of this despite my Canadian spelling is the One True Way Nazism.)

  4. The way I see it, you need to successfully master the English language however you can (reading a whole lot, taking university courses, keeping away from rednecks, not living in Indiana, etc.), and then you should be allowed to mangle it however and as much as you like. That way, whatever you’re trying to communicate is likely to be decoded more accurately than it might be using “correct” English, while on the other hand, people who break the rules before they bother to learn them just confuse the hell out of people.

    I find the English language clumsy. I don’t necessarily think in English, unless I’m being firm with myself. I have my own set of… Eh. Gestalts? That’s close enough to what I’m trying to say… Too hard to impart meaning if I have to translate into rigid English, following every damned rule precisely.

    (All of this despite my Canadian spelling is the One True Way Nazism.)

  5. That’s funny, I often think in English, despite that not being the language I normally speak.
    Perhaps because of its simplicity. And perhaps also the same reason I hate French and its complexity, which is why I’ll always suck at it no doubt.

    Thankfully I don’t normally have to speak French a lot either, although my current job has increased its usage.

  6. That’s funny, I often think in English, despite that not being the language I normally speak.
    Perhaps because of its simplicity. And perhaps also the same reason I hate French and its complexity, which is why I’ll always suck at it no doubt.

    Thankfully I don’t normally have to speak French a lot either, although my current job has increased its usage.

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