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Zombie Christ is a greedy bastard »

Look. I think it’s perfectly legitimate, if you’re resurrected, to adopt a new (re)birthday on the date you became one of the undead. But if you’re going to do so, as far as I’m concerned, you forfeit your original birthday.
So what’ll it be, Jesus? Christmas, or Easter? You can’t have both. I know you’re just […]

The Return of the Chocolatey Dead »

More zombie goodness last night… Above is what I looked like when I got home. Luckily the fake blood didn’t stain anything, including my hair, but it’s a bitch getting that stuff in your eyes, for future reference (at least if you’re wearing contacts). I was half blind for a little bit there, but […]

Candice is not for food! »

Hey, so did you know I actually got off of my ass and did something other than check RSS feeds recently? Don’t worry, I won’t let it happen again. Here are some pictures from a “Zombie Burlesque” show I put on with a few other girls last week at Spot 6. The whole thing was […]