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Quack, I’m a duck! »

By on Oct 6, 2009 in beverages, Photos, Weekends | 3 Comments

If you’re ever wondering why I’m taking so bloody long in the bathroom, it’s probably because of my unstoppable compulsion to photograph myself (badly) in toilet stalls. Examples from Saturday. Yep, I’m completely aware that I’m retarded. Your soul. Give it to me: Which picture of me is better? The one with the double chin [...]

Shotgun Weekend »

By on Nov 10, 2007 in Signifies all that is wrong in the world..., Wasting Time, Weekends | 20 Comments

Ah, the weekend. Two weeks ago, I didn’t have these. If you don’t have a job, go to school, or belong to a religion that observes a holy day of some sort, the week has no beginning, and no end. It’s an endless loop of doing whatever the fuck you want. You don’t know what [...]