Candice Payne

Dear gomers who design ATMs. This is what I see when I look at your creations. “Insert check”??? I don’t see anywhere to insert a “check”! I get actual cheques maybe once or twice a year, so I always forget where the damned slot is. (Hell, ’cause there’s usually a new model ATM installed by [...]

I got the following letter in the mail from AT&T a few days ago along with a rebate cheque dated 01/06/2011: Here’s our service activation summary, showing that my AT&T DSL account was activated on 01/30/2007: The phone number and website listed on this form no longer exist. A bit ridiculous, I think. I forgot [...]

Why is Web Soup the only TV show I can’t find on the web? Not for free, not for a fee. Not legally, not illegally. I mean, doesn’t it seem logical that of all of the shows that are online Web Soup would be one of them? Take a look at it’s title, FFS. Especially [...]

I don’t know what sort of construction equipment it is that they’ve been using outside all day. I do know that that it’s been beeping 90% of the time meaning that 90% of the time it’s been going “backward” and that 100% of the day I’ve been pissed off. Either the person operating the equipment [...]

Hello there, web form asking me for my personal information! I can understand why my address is “required information”, even though not everybody has an address. It may indeed be difficult to ship something to someone without an address. However, “home phone” is also required by you. I do not have a home phone. I [...]

And I don’t work for free. (Although, to illustrate my point I will be breaking this rule a teensy bit and giving away some free and undeserved attention.) Down with this kind of thing: MTV wants me to advertise MTV and ZYNC. They want me to spam my Twitter followers and Facebook friends. They want [...]

I often need to go to the bank to transfer money from one account to another. By which I mean: I take money out of the ATM (from account A), and I put it right back into the ATM (to account B). Why in the hell should that be necessary? I might not complain so [...]

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This is not a retarded bus stop. This is a perfectly normal bus stop. The 135, 145 or 148 let me off here on the SE corner of N Clarendon Ave and W Montrose Ave (circled — don’t know why Google didn’t add an icon there…): Compare that to this bus stop (circled): That’s at [...]

What the shitting fuck?, originally uploaded by Lintilla. This was in the soup I was just eating. The vegetable soup I was eating. It went in my mouth. I did not finish that soup. That vegetable soup. Campbell’s Soup Company, could you please explain to me which part of what sort of vegetable this is? [...]