By Candice on Nov 20, 2008 in Books, General, Signifies all that is wrong in the world... | 6 Comments
I totally forgot I was making eggs…, originally uploaded by Lintilla. I’m a little absent minded these days. Oh well. More booze. More pills. More hours and hours of tedious, torturous audiobooks about vampires by Stephanie Meyer. I am addicted to pain. Ugh, I just got to the part where she tries clumsily to write [...]
By Candice on Nov 19, 2008 in Blog Swap, Signifies all that is wrong in the world..., Stupidity | 13 Comments
Today’s guest post is brought to you by Beth from b e t h i s. This is all part of the 20 Something Bloggers “Blog Swap 3” Don’t forget to go check out my post over on her site. Candice has a little bit of a rant blog, but one of those good rant [...]
By Candice on Nov 10, 2007 in Signifies all that is wrong in the world..., Wasting Time, Weekends | 20 Comments
Ah, the weekend. Two weeks ago, I didn’t have these. If you don’t have a job, go to school, or belong to a religion that observes a holy day of some sort, the week has no beginning, and no end. It’s an endless loop of doing whatever the fuck you want. You don’t know what [...]
By Candice on Sep 11, 2007 in Advertising, Blogetization, Monetization, Money, Rants, Retarded, SEO, Signifies all that is wrong in the world..., This is unacceptable... | 18 Comments
How to Make Money With Your Blog. Blah. SEO. Blah. Monetization. Blah. Boring. Lame. Gay. Gay gay gay gay super gay. Here’s the only tip that matters: have a blog that doesn’t suck. Then make money as an afterthought. Preferably by supplementing your excellent content with more excellent content, in a form that people might [...]
By Candice on Aug 15, 2007 in Rants, Signifies all that is wrong in the world..., web 2.0 | 7 Comments
When did the internet turn into a combination of a bad self-help book, an infomercial, a get-rich-quick-scheme? It all leaves a nasty taste in my mouth. I don’t want to hear from self-proclaimed, critically-acclaimed, experts in expertise about positive affirmations, efficiency tips, monetization techniques, optimization approaches, best practices, self esteem, keyword research, passive income, active [...]
By Candice on Aug 10, 2007 in Fashion, Flip-flops, Shoes, Signifies all that is wrong in the world... | 6 Comments
Unless you’re at a gym, a pool, a spa, or maybe the beach. Tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky. Tacky. When they’re nice enough looking that they could be called “thong sandals”, I’m willing to let it slip, especially if they’ve got heels (I own a pair or two). But otherwise, quit it. And walking with someone [...]
By Candice on Aug 5, 2007 in America, Annoyances, Immigration, Signifies all that is wrong in the world..., This is unacceptable..., USCIS | 0 Comments
$370 to replace a lost green card! I thought $290 was excessive, but I hadn’t noticed the additional $80 biometrics fee. What the fuckity fuck? That’s it… The USCIS is now officially at the top of my Asshole Organizations I Have to Deal With shit list, which is as follows: USCIS NSLSC/OSAP UPS Comcast Microsoft [...]
By Candice on Aug 1, 2007 in Advice, Annoyances, Money, Penny, Signifies all that is wrong in the world... | 16 Comments
No Change For You: AMC Theaters “Doesn’t Carry Nickels?” – Consumerist Apparently, AMC doesn’t carry nickels (uh, duh, see the headline above). Presumably, then, they don’t carry pennies, either. And why should they? When a teensy tray of nachos costs $8, and you’re already being ripped off (fer fuck’s sake — maybe get rid of [...]
By Candice on Jul 30, 2007 in Comcast, Signifies all that is wrong in the world..., This is unacceptable... | 0 Comments
Comcast! Must! Die! Cable went out today. After checking all the connections in our apartment pointlessly (because this shit is never our fault), I concluded that it must have been some Comcast-related asshattery. It wasn’t that we hadn’t paid them (for once), so I walked over to the laundry room, where the incoming line to [...]
By Candice on Jul 6, 2007 in Annoyances, Signifies all that is wrong in the world..., Spam, This is unacceptable... | 0 Comments
Die. I’ve been getting eleventy-seven of these for the past month or so. My spam filter still hasn’t caught on. Kill, kill, kill.