Candice Payne » Sandwiches http://www.candicepayne.com Personality Prototype Mon, 26 Mar 2012 12:52:32 +0000 en hourly 1 ATTN: Concerned parties and parties that have chosen to concern themselves http://www.candicepayne.com/2010/07/29/attn-concerned-parties-and-parties-that-have-chosen-to-concern-themselves/ http://www.candicepayne.com/2010/07/29/attn-concerned-parties-and-parties-that-have-chosen-to-concern-themselves/#comments Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:07:58 +0000 Candice http://www.negativesmart.com/?p=106404768 (Recently)

You have clearly never conversed with me on the topic of monogamy. If you had you would have quickly learned that my views are:

a) That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard of.

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b) For real? You’re being serious? Isn’t that boring?

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c) Why?

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d) That’ll never work.

and

e) Penguins are cute.

Goodnight.

Here is something much more important:

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Sandwich with Missing Bite on Black Table, originally uploaded by Christian/Roshambo ♪.

Diagonally or horizontally?

I cut mine properly.

Vertically.

Why is vertical sandwich-cutting so rarely seen as a viable option?

Come on! It’s the only way to attain any approximation of sandwich symmetry, and therefore it’s the best way.

Since it’s the best way, it’s my way.

And since it’s my way, it’s the right way.

QED

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