By Candice on Jul 29, 2010 in Sandwiches | View Comments
(Recently) You have clearly never conversed with me on the topic of monogamy. If you had you would have quickly learned that my views are: a) That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard of. , b) For real? You’re being serious? Isn’t that boring? , c) Why? , d) That’ll never work. and e) [...]
By Candice on Nov 7, 2008 in Sandwiches | View Comments
In case you were wondering, the person responsible for contaminating our water supply with all those medications, that’s me. Anti-depressants, narcotic painkillers, anxiolytics, hormones. Thanks to me, you’ll be happy, pain-free, chilled out, and have big titties. You’re welcome.
By Candice on Sep 6, 2007 in Irrefutable Logic, Sandwiches | View Comments
.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; } .flickr-yourcomment { } .flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; } .flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Sandwich with Missing Bite on Black Table, originally uploaded by Christian/Roshambo ♪. Diagonally or horizontally? I cut mine properly. Vertically. Why is vertical sandwich-cutting so rarely seen as a viable option? [...]