By Candice on Jul 29, 2010 in Sandwiches | 0 Comments
(Recently) You have clearly never conversed with me on the topic of monogamy. If you had you would have quickly learned that my views are: a) That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard of. , b) For real? You’re being serious? Isn’t that boring? , c) Why? , d) That’ll never work. and e) [...]
By Candice on Nov 7, 2008 in Sandwiches | 12 Comments
In case you were wondering, the person responsible for contaminating our water supply with all those medications, that’s me. Anti-depressants, narcotic painkillers, anxiolytics, hormones. Thanks to me, you’ll be happy, pain-free, chilled out, and have big titties. You’re welcome.
By Candice on Sep 6, 2007 in Irrefutable Logic, Sandwiches | 28 Comments
Sandwich with Missing Bite on Black Table, originally uploaded by Christian/Roshambo ♪. Diagonally or horizontally? I cut mine properly. Vertically. Why is vertical sandwich-cutting so rarely seen as a viable option? Come on! It’s the only way to attain any approximation of sandwich symmetry, and therefore it’s the best way. Since it’s the best way, [...]