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I shouldn’t need this shit. »

By Candice on Oct 1, 2008 in Retarded | 1 Comment

NaBloPoMo, eh? Should be unnecessary for me, but obviously I became a lazy ass somewhere along the way. But check that shit. November 2001: 75 blog entries. I’m sure there’s been a month where I exceeded that, but I’ve lost an awful lot of my archives over the years. Sure, a lot of my old [...]

How to Blogetize Your Money »

By Candice on Sep 11, 2007 in Advertising, Blogetization, Monetization, Money, Rants, Retarded, SEO, Signifies all that is wrong in the world..., This is unacceptable... | 9 Comments

How to Make Money With Your Blog. Blah. SEO. Blah. Monetization. Blah. Boring. Lame. Gay. Gay gay gay gay super gay.
Here’s the only tip that matters: have a blog that doesn’t suck. Then make money as an afterthought. Preferably by supplementing your excellent content with more excellent content, in a form that people might potentially [...]

When I was very little »

By Candice on Jul 19, 2007 in Personal, Random, Retarded, Science | 6 Comments

I used to think that picking your nose would stretch it out, and that’s why some people had big noses. Those people were the gold diggers. Well, that was my hypothesis, anyway. I knew that I didn’t have any supporting evidence, and I didn’t really have the means to carry out controlled experiments. So it [...]

Don’t pump gas on the 15th! »

By Candice on May 14, 2007 in Activism, Retarded | Comments Off

Pump twice as much on the 16th instead!
Pff.
Dumb.
I guess I’ll take part in this protest…
But only because I don’t have a car.
I don’t pump gas ever.
Take that, pseudo-activists.