Personality Prototype
Category: RetardedBy Candice on May 1, 2010 in Food and Drink, Retarded | 8 Comments
Which should I feel more guilty about? Wasting food or wasting money? At the local grocery store one gallon of milk costs less than whatever the next wacko American size down is. Half gallon? Quart? Who cares. Point is: a lot of milk = $1.46, way less milk = $1.54 (I might be off by [...]
By Candice on Dec 14, 2009 in Fuckwits, Retarded, trollbait | 8 Comments
So, some douche that I had no prior contact with posted this shit on Twitter: If you’re looking for #emo this #christmas, just follow @candice. She’ll make you want to cut your eyes out. TAGGED: #suicide #drama #xmas (I’m pretty sure, no matter what he says, that it’s because he wants me… Because from his [...]
By Candice on Oct 1, 2008 in Retarded | 2 Comments
NaBloPoMo, eh? Should be unnecessary for me, but obviously I became a lazy ass somewhere along the way. But check that shit. November 2001: 75 blog entries. I’m sure there’s been a month where I exceeded that, but I’ve lost an awful lot of my archives over the years. Sure, a lot of my old [...]
By Candice on Sep 11, 2007 in Advertising, Blogetization, Monetization, Money, Rants, Retarded, SEO, Signifies all that is wrong in the world..., This is unacceptable... | 18 Comments
How to Make Money With Your Blog. Blah. SEO. Blah. Monetization. Blah. Boring. Lame. Gay. Gay gay gay gay super gay. Here’s the only tip that matters: have a blog that doesn’t suck. Then make money as an afterthought. Preferably by supplementing your excellent content with more excellent content, in a form that people might [...]
By Candice on Jul 19, 2007 in Personal, Random, Retarded, Science | 12 Comments
I used to think that picking your nose would stretch it out, and that’s why some people had big noses. Those people were the gold diggers. Well, that was my hypothesis, anyway. I knew that I didn’t have any supporting evidence, and I didn’t really have the means to carry out controlled experiments. So it [...]
By Candice on May 14, 2007 in Activism, Retarded | 0 Comments
Pump twice as much on the 16th instead! Pff. Dumb. I guess I’ll take part in this protest… But only because I don’t have a car. I don’t pump gas ever. Take that, pseudo-activists.