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Look. I think it’s perfectly legitimate, if you’re resurrected, to adopt a new (re)birthday on the date you became one of the undead. But if you’re going to do so, as far as I’m concerned, you forfeit your original birthday.
So what’ll it be, Jesus? Christmas, or Easter? You can’t have both. I know you’re just […]

Um, are you kidding? We’re not cannibals and you’re a foolish twit for making such an uninformed and narrow remark.
I think it’s amazing that liberals can be so narrowminded. Keep in mind that I’m a liberal please, but being nasty and snarky about people of faith simply because you don’t understand it makes […]

If the Eucharist is literally the body and blood of Jesus, then, well…
Bleh. Whatever. Cannibals!
Related: apparently 25% of Americans (according to the AP) think that 2007 will bring the second coming of Jesus. Um. Okay, freaks.

I know several people (including my husband) that work at Starbucks, and I’ve been told by them that the word “Christmas” is off-limits this year, and that “holidays” has been suggested to them as an alternative. Indeed, itsredagain.com, Starbucks’ holiday website, doesn’t include the C-word anywhere (except where it’s been submitted by users). The whole […]

I found the local Scientology loony-bin by accident today while walking home from dropping off my rental car (oh yah — so my car is totalled and I won’t be driving again any time soon…)
And now I must find some poor sucker to attend some of their meetings with me, because I feel that it […]

I do not understand all of this poo-pooing of Narnia by my fellow godless bastards. I haven’t seen the movie, and I haven’t read the books since I was a kid. But I was a precocious young atheist (thanks Bertrand Russell, Douglas Adams, George H. Smith, Erich von Daniken), and I was fully aware […]

I was watching the extras on The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy DVD last night. Included is the second half of the Guide entry about Babel fish that describes how irreducible complexity proves that God doesn’t exist. The logic is just about on the level of that used by Intelligent Design morons. […]

“Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography.” — Paul Rodriguez