And.

Yeah, so I disappear for months at a time now and then. It’s just what I do. Check the archives. Those gaps can be blamed 50/50 on sleeping on floors and having no internet access, or super mental bouts of depression (also, catastrophic data loss). I haven’t been sleeping on floors lately, BTW. But I figured… it’s freakin’ March and shit, lady. Snap the fuck out of it. The last time I posted anything here was November. Pretty bad.

I also blame Twitter, in part, because now I can complain about anything instantly, and get it out of my system before it becomes a full-fledged rant that I need to blather on about later. And having a job, and having no ability to post blog entries on the bus, which is where most of the annoyances in my life occur (thank fucking Jebus that puffy coat season is almost over). Those all get written down on paper. And I can’t read half of them later, so they’re just lost. I think I’ve also written approximately 7642 drafts (25 in actuality, at least 3 of which are about how much Comcast sucks) but I just haven’t had an attention span to match that of a goldfish since fall.

Meh to all of this. I’ll be sure to post something more interesting in another four months or so. I’m going to make chili now. And repot some plants. And clean the bathroom. And drink some beer. And most importantly, get off of my damned ass. I hate computers.

I’m pretty well back in equilibrium now, though. So maybe I’ll get back to the posting. And maybe I won’t. That’s just the way things work around here. Some of those months that are missing from the archives were due to catastrophic data loss, but plenty of them are missing because blogging is for losers. Or also because I didn’t have internet and was sleeping on other peoples’ floors, etc. etc. You could always just read my Twitter updates, anyway. They say the same thing, but they’re much more concise. And the thing is, if I complain about something on Twitter first, it seems pointless to me to bring it up again here, thus saving the internet from lengthy rants about nothing of consequence.

I’m sleepy. Bye now.

Jynnan tonnyx and Jeeves & Wooster time.

So. #1. I don’t know whether anyone ever looks at all the junk in my sidebars, but if my blog is temporarily boring, you can always get everything in that Google Reader Shared box over there formatted as its own fancy little blog. If I’m not posting shit, it’s probably because I’m having a life, doing something productive (riiiiight — but it actually happened the last few days), or spending time with my other favourite glowing box. But I usually check my RSS feeds, and I hit the share button pretty frequently. Most of the posts I share are about hating Jesus, being frustrated by creduloids, Chicago, Toronto, or good ol’ Random Crap. If any of those interest you (who the hell doesn’t love Random Crap), you win. If you’re extra super fond of Stupid or Random Crap, you could also pay closer attention to my YouTube Favorites, also available as an RSS feed. Kind of makes me wonder how many other bread crumb trails there are of mine that I’m leaving all over the internet, that I haven’t cared about / used / discovered yet. Let’s find out! Okay, let’s not.

#2. I forgot what number 2 was supposed to be while I was writing number 1.

#3. There never was any number 3.

I don’t want to go to the store.

I don’t want to buy the following:

• Tinfoil
• Vitamins
• Potatoes
• Tomato sauce
• Pasta
• Ground black pepper
• Olive oil
• Paper towels
• Toilet paper
• Ketchup
• Floor cleaner
• Contact lens solution
• Cat food
• Razor blades
• Hamburger buns

And I know you don’t want to hear about it. But you might as well be bored right along with me, and I have nothing more interesting to do or write.

Oh, and I guess this post also serves as a test for MySpace and Twitter crossposting plugins I’ve recently installed.

La dee daaaaa!

Good for you.

I’m in the process of backing up my data. Once I’m through, it’s formatting time for my C drive, and I’m going to do a fresh install of XP to replace the one I’ve got now (with 9873 mysteriously missing DLLs). To hell with Vista. What a shitty OS. I’m looking forward to having all of my hardware and software function properly again.

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

• fuck (10x)
• shit (5x)
• fucking (4x)
• vagina (2x)
• gay (1x)

And that’s just the first 25 entries…

I’m looking forward to hilarious new hits based on searches for the title of this entry.

(via just about every atheist/skeptic site in my sidebar)

I’d post something meatier if I wasn’t drunk off of my ass, and could comprehend English right about now. As it is, I have 77 text messages that I’ve sent to myself while completely out of my gourd at various bars and clubs that I’ve been waiting to compile into one entry of retardedness. I’m ever so clever when I’m unintelligible, and on the occasions where I can decipher what I was trying to communicate to myself upon becoming sober, it’s usually a treat. Or, um. Well, not. I’ll probably post a glop of that shit between now and Monday. It depends on how drunk I am between now and then… Bleh bleh.