Personality Prototype
Category: MoblogBy Candice on Jan 11, 2009 in Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew, Moblog, This is unacceptable... | 24 Comments
What the shitting fuck?, originally uploaded by Lintilla. This was in the soup I was just eating. The vegetable soup I was eating. It went in my mouth. I did not finish that soup. That vegetable soup. Campbell’s Soup Company, could you please explain to me which part of what sort of vegetable this is? [...]
By Candice on Nov 5, 2006 in Moblog | 4 Comments
Posting again from my phone because I’m at a party. Doubt it’ll show up before midnight. NEVERMIND. Late last night… Guess
By Candice on Nov 4, 2006 in Moblog | 2 Comments
(Gps)Okay, Comcast. WHATEVER. Trying to ruin me already. Internet going up and down for three days now. Must post or die! Bu
By Candice on Sep 9, 2006 in Moblog | 0 Comments
EWTN has a new show Sunday mornings called “Finding God Through Faith and Reason”. Apparently (according to the commercial) they are going to give evidence that PROVES God’s existence. Pretty impressive, huh? You’d think the show would be bigger news…
By Candice on Sep 9, 2006 in Moblog | 0 Comments
Your services are good at getting me verrrry sleeeepy, though. I wonder if it’s because they’re so boring, or if I’m being hypnotized and brainwashed. Whatever. It’s so late that it’s early, and kids shows came on on the catholic channel. Puppets are singing a song with the lyrics “I’m sorry God, and my sins [...]
By Candice on Aug 11, 2006 in Moblog | 4 Comments
Freeze your bottled water before passing through airport security.
By Candice on Aug 1, 2006 in Moblog | 6 Comments
if you’d like to buy the panties i’m currently wearing (black lace tanga) – $15,000 or best offer.
By Candice on Aug 1, 2006 in Moblog | 0 Comments
i’ll give anyone $5 to smell the rubber dress or knee-high vinyl boots i have been wearing today in 105 degree weather. no deal if that’s the kind of thing you’re particularly into. in that case, you get to pay ME $200 for the privelege.
By Candice on Jul 31, 2006 in Moblog | 2 Comments
Dasani always tasted a little soapy. Now they’ve taken it to a new level of disgusting by adding fruit flavours. Mmm! Lemon Joy! Do not drink it. PS if you’re buying bottled tap water and you have an alternative, you’re an idiot anyway. I guess then you might actually like something as horrifying as the [...]