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talking to myself during the vampire diaries »

(12:33:55 AM) Candice: how are these people without jobs or families ALSO now revealed to own lakehouses (12:34:27 AM) Candice: while most of the vampires, who could have made wise investments long ago, are squatting wherever (12:35:19 AM) Candice: where are their parents!? wait n/m nearly all of the adults in this series have been [...]

Nonexistent as Far as I’m Concerned Soup »

Why is Web Soup the only TV show I can’t find on the web? Not for free, not for a fee. Not legally, not illegally. I mean, doesn’t it seem logical that of all of the shows that are online Web Soup would be one of them? Take a look at it’s title, FFS. Especially [...]

South Park Medicinal Fried Chicken Ringtone »

Had to half asleep and half drunkenly make this after rewatching the episode tonight. So here you go. An MP3 for you: Medicinal Fried Chicken It should loop sort of kind of almost properly. Maybe. Shrug.

Paris Hilton is my Hero »

I’m still working on properly wording the reasons why, lest any of you think I’m joking. I am entirely serious. Paris Hilton is a genius. While I’m dealing with my cognitive dissonance, there’s also this: Are people really still whining about Google Street View? Because the fucking name itself kind of implies that one would [...]

You might get no cards, you might get AIDs »

I’m getting an awful lot of hits lately for the search terms Uno Attack AIDS. I’m the number one result, hurrah. Apparently the commercial has been featured on VH1′s The Best Week Ever, and so, welp, here’s a video clip of the commercial for you guys, since it’s what most of you showing up here [...]

Uno attack! »

Who’s seen the new Uno commercial? Well… I can’t help but hear “you might get no cards, you might get AIDS!” every time it comes on. I’ve been singing this delightful ditty for days. Yep.

Jesus H Christmas »

Gosh, I sure am pleased that the networks have found a way to put more than one major cliffhanger into a series per year. Thrilled.

Good morning »

I’m so glad I live down the street from a hospital. Weeeeeeeeeoooooowwweeeeeoooooowwwweeeeeeeoooo!!! Blah blah blah. Richard Dawkins on Colbert, yo.

Eating less means people consume less food! »

The new issue of Skeptical Inquirer reprints Stephen Barrett’s “Analysis of Kevin Trudeau’s ‘Natural Cures’ Infomercial”. It’s like MST3K for skeptics. Stephen just wrote down most of the things I used to sit there yelling at Trudeau on 47 screens on Sunday mornings when I was working at Fox. Good times, those were. I thought [...]