By Candice on Jan 31, 2012 in Bacteria, Ridonkulous, Television | 1 Comment
(12:33:55 AM) Candice: how are these people without jobs or families ALSO now revealed to own lakehouses (12:34:27 AM) Candice: while most of the vampires, who could have made wise investments long ago, are squatting wherever (12:35:19 AM) Candice: where are their parents!? wait n/m nearly all of the adults in this series have been [...]
By Candice on Nov 18, 2010 in Television, This is unacceptable... | 4 Comments
Why is Web Soup the only TV show I can’t find on the web? Not for free, not for a fee. Not legally, not illegally. I mean, doesn’t it seem logical that of all of the shows that are online Web Soup would be one of them? Take a look at it’s title, FFS. Especially [...]
By Candice on Apr 2, 2010 in Television | 4 Comments
Had to half asleep and half drunkenly make this after rewatching the episode tonight. So here you go. An MP3 for you: Medicinal Fried Chicken It should loop sort of kind of almost properly. Maybe. Shrug.
By Candice on Jun 9, 2007 in Media, Television | 6 Comments
I’m still working on properly wording the reasons why, lest any of you think I’m joking. I am entirely serious. Paris Hilton is a genius. While I’m dealing with my cognitive dissonance, there’s also this: Are people really still whining about Google Street View? Because the fucking name itself kind of implies that one would [...]
By Candice on Dec 22, 2006 in Advertising, Television | 0 Comments
I’m getting an awful lot of hits lately for the search terms Uno Attack AIDS. I’m the number one result, hurrah. Apparently the commercial has been featured on VH1′s The Best Week Ever, and so, welp, here’s a video clip of the commercial for you guys, since it’s what most of you showing up here [...]
By Candice on Nov 28, 2006 in Amusing Observations, commercials, General, Television | 14 Comments
Who’s seen the new Uno commercial? Well… I can’t help but hear “you might get no cards, you might get AIDS!” every time it comes on. I’ve been singing this delightful ditty for days. Yep.
By Candice on Nov 8, 2006 in General, Media, Television | 0 Comments
Gosh, I sure am pleased that the networks have found a way to put more than one major cliffhanger into a series per year. Thrilled.
By Candice on Oct 18, 2006 in Atheism, Books, Television | 0 Comments
I’m so glad I live down the street from a hospital. Weeeeeeeeeoooooowwweeeeeoooooowwwweeeeeeeoooo!!! Blah blah blah. Richard Dawkins on Colbert, yo.
By Candice on Dec 16, 2005 in Books, Bullshit, Random, Television | 4 Comments
The new issue of Skeptical Inquirer reprints Stephen Barrett’s “Analysis of Kevin Trudeau’s ‘Natural Cures’ Infomercial”. It’s like MST3K for skeptics. Stephen just wrote down most of the things I used to sit there yelling at Trudeau on 47 screens on Sunday mornings when I was working at Fox. Good times, those were. I thought [...]