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Paris Hilton is my Hero »

By Candice on Jun 9, 2007 in Media, Television | 3 Comments

I’m still working on properly wording the reasons why, lest any of you think I’m joking.
I am entirely serious.
Paris Hilton is a genius.
While I’m dealing with my cognitive dissonance, there’s also this:
Are people really still whining about Google Street View? Because the fucking name itself kind of implies that one would be able to view [...]

You might get no cards, you might get AIDs »

By Candice on Dec 22, 2006 in Advertising, Television | Comments Off

I’m getting an awful lot of hits lately for the search terms Uno Attack AIDS. I’m the number one result, hurrah. Apparently the commercial has been featured on VH1’s The Best Week Ever, and so, welp, here’s a video clip of the commercial for you guys, since it’s what most of you showing up here [...]

Uno attack! »

By Candice on Nov 28, 2006 in Amusing Observations, General, Television, commercials | 7 Comments

Who’s seen the new Uno commercial? Well… I can’t help but hear “you might get no cards, you might get AIDS!” every time it comes on. I’ve been singing this delightful ditty for days.
Yep.

Jesus H Christmas »

By Candice on Nov 8, 2006 in General, Media, Television | Comments Off

Gosh, I sure am pleased that the networks have found a way to put more than one major cliffhanger into a series per year. Thrilled.

Good morning »

By Candice on Oct 18, 2006 in Atheism, Books, Television | Comments Off

I’m so glad I live down the street from a hospital.
Weeeeeeeeeoooooowwweeeeeoooooowwwweeeeeeeoooo!!!
Blah blah blah. Richard Dawkins on Colbert, yo.

Eating less means people consume less food! »

By Candice on Dec 16, 2005 in Books, Bullshit, Random, Television | 2 Comments

The new issue of Skeptical Inquirer reprints Stephen Barrett’s “Analysis of Kevin Trudeau’s ‘Natural Cures’ Infomercial”. It’s like MST3K for skeptics. Stephen just wrote down most of the things I used to sit there yelling at Trudeau on 47 screens on Sunday mornings when I was working at Fox. Good times, those [...]