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Actual excerpt from actual terrible book »

From Invitation Only by Kate Brian: “I know. It’s not easy,” Ariana said, shaking her head. She hugged her notebooks to her chest and curled her slim shoulders in against the wind, her chin tucked down so it was almost hidden behind the books. “But if you’re going to put something on a page and [...]

I totally forgot I was making eggs… »

I totally forgot I was making eggs…, originally uploaded by Lintilla. I’m a little absent minded these days. Oh well. More booze. More pills. More hours and hours of tedious, torturous audiobooks about vampires by Stephanie Meyer. I am addicted to pain. Ugh, I just got to the part where she tries clumsily to write [...]

Random excerpt from new book »

“You feel chilled because you have no character. You’re a depressing assemblage of pop culture influences and cancelled emotions, driven by the sputtering engine of only the most banal form of capitalism. You spend your life feeling as if you’re perpetually on the brink of being obsolete — whether it’s labour market obsolescence or cultural [...]

Good morning »

I’m so glad I live down the street from a hospital. Weeeeeeeeeoooooowwweeeeeoooooowwwweeeeeeeoooo!!! Blah blah blah. Richard Dawkins on Colbert, yo.

Happy Newtonmas »

I do not understand all of this poo-pooing of Narnia by my fellow godless bastards. I haven’t seen the movie, and I haven’t read the books since I was a kid. But I was a precocious young atheist (thanks Bertrand Russell, Douglas Adams, George H. Smith, Erich von Daniken), and I was fully aware of [...]

Eating less means people consume less food! »

The new issue of Skeptical Inquirer reprints Stephen Barrett’s “Analysis of Kevin Trudeau’s ‘Natural Cures’ Infomercial”. It’s like MST3K for skeptics. Stephen just wrote down most of the things I used to sit there yelling at Trudeau on 47 screens on Sunday mornings when I was working at Fox. Good times, those were. I thought [...]

If only it was this simple… »

I was watching the extras on The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy DVD last night. Included is the second half of the Guide entry about Babel fish that describes how irreducible complexity proves that God doesn’t exist. The logic is just about on the level of that used by Intelligent Design morons. Actually, I take [...]

He sells books because it’s all he’s ALLOWED to sell. »

Kevin Trudeau’s book of bullshit Natural Cures ‘They’ Don’t Want You to Know About is a bestseller? According to The Daily Show, anyhoo. People are stupidlyer than I thought. And I didn’t think that they were generally very smart to begin with. Even if it was rational for people watching the infomercial to believe that [...]