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I do, in fact, need to lose weight. »

Because I’m too broke for shoppings, and I have nothing to wear. So, unless you want me to go around naked? You’d like that, wouldn’t you, Internet. But it’s just not realistic. And if I don’t lose the seven pounds I gained, I will never fit into most of the clothes in my closet again. [...]

Why I read very few of the most popular blogs »

Number of posts per day: a fuckload Portion of the fuckload I give a shit about: a few Portion of the few that I’ve already seen on smaller blogs: most of them Portion of the few that are original content or links I that haven’t already seen in the last week and that will therefore [...]

I dunno what the fuck this is. Purplemonkeydishwasher. »

So, it’s 16 Celsius in Chicago right now. I would have enjoyed being able to go outside this weekend and like, do some shit other than sit on my ass in frozen-ass boring blah Calgary where it’s also far toastier than usual at 1 fucking degree Celsius. Whoop dee fuck. Nothing to do here but [...]

Vote no on marriage! »

Hell with Prop 8. Can we repeal marriage altogether? For everyone? As far as I’m concerned, the government belongs out of my bedroom, and out of my relationships period. They don’t have a say in who I can be friends with, they shouldn’t have a say in who I choose to be more than friends [...]

What’s my excuse? »

Laziness is an essential human characteristic. Where would we be without it? If we had limitless capacity for hard work, we’d still be hunting and gathering. Why would we be compelled to find more efficient ways of doing things, such as planting our crops all in once place, or enclosing our livestock in corrals? We’d [...]

How do you cut your sandwiches? »

Sandwich with Missing Bite on Black Table, originally uploaded by Christian/Roshambo ♪. Diagonally or horizontally? I cut mine properly. Vertically. Why is vertical sandwich-cutting so rarely seen as a viable option? Come on! It’s the only way to attain any approximation of sandwich symmetry, and therefore it’s the best way. Since it’s the best way, [...]