By Candice on Jun 22, 2010 in Irrefutable Logic | 5 Comments
Because I’m too broke for shoppings, and I have nothing to wear. So, unless you want me to go around naked? You’d like that, wouldn’t you, Internet. But it’s just not realistic. And if I don’t lose the seven pounds I gained, I will never fit into most of the clothes in my closet again. [...]
By Candice on Jun 4, 2010 in Interwebs, Irrefutable Logic | 2 Comments
Number of posts per day: a fuckload Portion of the fuckload I give a shit about: a few Portion of the few that I’ve already seen on smaller blogs: most of them Portion of the few that are original content or links I that haven’t already seen in the last week and that will therefore [...]
By Candice on Dec 27, 2008 in Interpersonal communication, Irrefutable Logic | 10 Comments
So, it’s 16 Celsius in Chicago right now. I would have enjoyed being able to go outside this weekend and like, do some shit other than sit on my ass in frozen-ass boring blah Calgary where it’s also far toastier than usual at 1 fucking degree Celsius. Whoop dee fuck. Nothing to do here but [...]
By Candice on Oct 30, 2008 in Bullshit, Irrefutable Logic | 4 Comments
Hell with Prop 8. Can we repeal marriage altogether? For everyone? As far as I’m concerned, the government belongs out of my bedroom, and out of my relationships period. They don’t have a say in who I can be friends with, they shouldn’t have a say in who I choose to be more than friends [...]
By Candice on Oct 30, 2008 in Irrefutable Logic | 0 Comments
Laziness is an essential human characteristic. Where would we be without it? If we had limitless capacity for hard work, we’d still be hunting and gathering. Why would we be compelled to find more efficient ways of doing things, such as planting our crops all in once place, or enclosing our livestock in corrals? We’d [...]
By Candice on Sep 6, 2007 in Irrefutable Logic, Sandwiches | 28 Comments
Sandwich with Missing Bite on Black Table, originally uploaded by Christian/Roshambo ♪. Diagonally or horizontally? I cut mine properly. Vertically. Why is vertical sandwich-cutting so rarely seen as a viable option? Come on! It’s the only way to attain any approximation of sandwich symmetry, and therefore it’s the best way. Since it’s the best way, [...]