Personality Prototype
Category: HouseplantsBy Candice on Nov 22, 2011 in Getting Things Right For Once, Houseplants, Nostalgia, Quotes | 5 Comments
Little girls often cannibalized their babies by chewing on fingers and toes, causing them to disappear altogether. Why don’t you do us all a favour and disappear altogether? Some experts believe the ice cap could disappear altogether by the end of the 21st Century. Bluish or grayish Mongolian spots on the back or buttocks usually [...]
By Candice on Jan 28, 2011 in Houseplants | 1 Comment
Did fans of “The Vampire Diaries” suddenly get smarter, or did The CW not adequately promote the show’s return with their “Catch VD” campaign? I got only one misdirected Twitter message intended for @CandiceAccola this week (from @SandyMarvsCandy — tweet included a not so very good but better than I could do so I should [...]
By Candice on Mar 22, 2010 in Houseplants | 2 Comments
What happened on Saturday? Was there a Saturday? Did I sleep through Saturday? Yesterday, I thought it was Saturday. I was happy about that because it meant I had one more whole day to finish some stuff that I was supposed to finish by Sunday (but that isn’t finished yet because today is inexplicably Monday [...]
By Candice on Nov 28, 2008 in Houseplants | 12 Comments
I’m wearing jeans that haven’t fit me in a year. Hardly even any muffin-toppage. Suck it, holiday season!
By Candice on Oct 4, 2008 in Houseplants | 0 Comments
It’s dead, Jim. My theory was correct. The flower was an effort to produce offspring before its imminent death, not a sign that I was taking great care of the thing. But every time one of my plants dies I replace it with at least three more. And eventually… I replace one death with a [...]