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What happened happened. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. And. In the voice of Keanu Reeves: “whoa”.

They are trying to get off of the island. It is proving to be exceedingly difficult. Remind me never to eat at that restaurant. Oh, hey. It’s that Scottish guy again.

We’re halfway through the season now. Thank you for wasting even more time by explaining what we’ve already guessed.

I post damned irregularly over here, so (nearly) no one reads this blog, and all none of you have asked any questions, but I’m in blabbity mode today. @questular is my follow-whore Twitter account. I’ve got plenty of followers over there, but approximately 0% of them value me and/or are of value to me. Or [...]

My site was down last week, so you don’t get a recap for “Dr. Linus”. Pffft, okay, fine. Here: Benjamin Linus is a creepy jerk who is also pathetic and has a shitty life. Did we need a whole episode to fill us in on that? Lost, you’re neither answering nor raising any questions here. [...]

Blah blah blah. I don’t like Sayid. Blah blah blah. More Sayid. Yeah, I got it. He’s got demons and shit. Why doesn’t anybody else find this character as annoying as I do? Everybody’s acting all weird. Still hot, though. Piss Sayid: Piss Christ: I’m never going to get this ominous melody out of my [...]

“Dude, what are you doing here?”

OMFG, they practically almost nearly explained something!

Uh, okay. Sure…

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

My bank account is going to fuckin gonna overdraft now, through no fault of my own, because I can’t make a deposit, because trasactions I made myself triggered fraud protection and OMG if someone was going to fraudulently DEPOSIT money to my accout, yeah, that would probably upset me. Best prevent that from happening while [...]

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Tried to sleep. Didn’t take. My thoughts are racing, but I’m not thinking anything, so it’s difficult to stop. Just random sounds and concepts repeating. Over and over and over again. Because that’s what repeating means. I’m restless, but paralyzed. It’s a very uncomfortable state of being. This happens to me now and then. Eventually, [...]

Welcome Sleep, originally uploaded by Lintilla. Sleeeeeeep. Been doing a lot more of that lately. Been having trouble finding eight hours worth of additional crap to fill my time with. Ten hours, if you include the two I’d usually spend on the bus. A little bit longer if you include the time I’d usually spend [...]

Daring Jumping Spider, originally uploaded by Lintilla. This spider has been hunting around my apartment for the last few days. It’s not poisonous, and I let it be because there are plenty of other bugs around here I’d be glad to see chomped up. I think this one is either a female or a juvenile, [...]