Vehemently opposed to margarine.
Category: ComplainingBy Candice on Apr 5, 2010 in Complaining, Technology, This is unacceptable... | View Comments
I often need to go to the bank to transfer money from one account to another. By which I mean: I take money out of the ATM (from account A), and I put it right back into the ATM (to account B). Why in the hell should that be necessary? I might not complain so [...]
By Candice on Mar 23, 2008 in Annoyances, Complaining, Religion, This is unacceptable..., Zombies | View Comments
Look. I think it’s perfectly legitimate, if you’re resurrected, to adopt a new (re)birthday on the date you became one of the undead. But if you’re going to do so, as far as I’m concerned, you forfeit your original birthday. So what’ll it be, Jesus? Christmas, or Easter? You can’t have both. I know you’re [...]
By Candice on Jul 13, 2007 in Annoyances, Complaining, UPS, USPS, deliveries | View Comments
Soooo… UPS fucked us again. Didn’t ring the doorbell, and left an incomplete tag. The lady on the phone tells me that a signature is required in person. How would I know that, mister driver? I would have otherwise just left the tag out with a signature on the back, expecting my package to be [...]
