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Zombie Christ is a greedy bastard »

By Candice on Mar 23, 2008 in Annoyances, Complaining, Religion, This is unacceptable..., Zombies | 3 Comments

Look. I think it’s perfectly legitimate, if you’re resurrected, to adopt a new (re)birthday on the date you became one of the undead. But if you’re going to do so, as far as I’m concerned, you forfeit your original birthday.
So what’ll it be, Jesus? Christmas, or Easter? You can’t have both. I know you’re just […]

Why do I keep doing this to myself? »

By Candice on Jul 13, 2007 in Annoyances, Complaining, UPS, USPS, deliveries | Comments Off

Soooo… UPS fucked us again. Didn’t ring the doorbell, and left an incomplete tag. The lady on the phone tells me that a signature is required in person. How would I know that, mister driver? I would have otherwise just left the tag out with a signature on the back, expecting my package to be […]