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Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena »

I don’t give a shit about the game. But I do give a shit that the short version of the game’s trailer features part of the track “Insurgence” by Cyanotic. You know… that band with that guy Sean Payne in it. Pretty good song. I wonder if he’s single? Oh, wait. Says there on that [...]

Remember the House Hippo? »

I’ve been watching old commercials all afternoon on YouTube. Send me more! I demand that someone finds me Thomas Cavanagh doing Labatt Blue Light (“If I wanted water, I’d ask for water!”), because I can’t seem to track it down. I wish I hadn’t been such a nerd, and edited all the commercials out of [...]

Uno attack! »

Who’s seen the new Uno commercial? Well… I can’t help but hear “you might get no cards, you might get AIDS!” every time it comes on. I’ve been singing this delightful ditty for days. Yep.

TV hurts me »

“Twice as beautiful skin from a body lotion? It is possible with Dove Intensive Nourishing Lotion!” Um. Twice as beautiful as what? And how do you quantify beauty?