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Soooooo tired »

I think the last time I got a full night’s sleep was… uh… I can’t remember. I just got back from Toronto. This time, the train ride back home was TWICE as long as my flight. I’d take a nap, but as my sister discovered this weekend, it is not even close to possible to [...]

Hydro bill != water bill »

I was just talking to someone about my hydro bill. I managed to correct that one before getting asked what the hell a hydro bill is, but it inspired me to add to my list of Canadianisms I use that might confuse someone, because there are still ones I’ve just found out about (i.e. pencil [...]

Wait a second… »

So, Americans don’t know what pencil crayons are? This blows my mind. So, what the fuck do they call them? I’d ask Sean, but he’s sleeping. Bah. I can’t believe I haven’t talked about pencil crayons since moving here. Apparently, I would have received the same blank stare I’ve gotten by mentioning duotangs or elastics.

In honour of Independence Day »

I will do the opposite of what I usually do, and list ways that America is better than Canada (but I still won’t spell “honour” without a u): Butter comes in easy-to-measure “sticks” instead of one big block Alcohol is sold in grocery and convenience stores, until late at night, even on Sundays Cheapass malt [...]

Wait, what? »

“Canada’s New Government”? Blah blah blah, some shit about some scientist or whatever. This is too stupid to even comment on. I’m guessing that everyone else agrees, since there are only 300-some articles to be found about this on Google News, and most of them don’t seem to be related to the rebranding. But this [...]

Final Argument »

How could you not vote for this moustache? Srsly.

I was just going to throw my vote away, anyway »

Guess who won’t be voting in the Canadian election today!? That would be me. Considering I’m currently in Chicago and all. I feel very irresponsible, and I’m going to feel like a sham when I complain for the next few years. But it’s not my fault. I don’t think. I never received my special ballot. [...]