Personality Prototype
Category: AmericaBy Candice on Aug 20, 2007 in America, Canada, Language, Slang | 14 Comments
I was just talking to someone about my hydro bill. I managed to correct that one before getting asked what the hell a hydro bill is, but it inspired me to add to my list of Canadianisms I use that might confuse someone, because there are still ones I’ve just found out about (i.e. pencil [...]
By Candice on Aug 5, 2007 in America, Annoyances, Immigration, Signifies all that is wrong in the world..., This is unacceptable..., USCIS | 0 Comments
$370 to replace a lost green card! I thought $290 was excessive, but I hadn’t noticed the additional $80 biometrics fee. What the fuckity fuck? That’s it… The USCIS is now officially at the top of my Asshole Organizations I Have to Deal With shit list, which is as follows: USCIS NSLSC/OSAP UPS Comcast Microsoft [...]
By Candice on Jul 12, 2007 in America, Celebrities, Paris Hilton | 8 Comments
Paris Hilton wears her own face – The Superficial Paris Hilton visited the Ole Henrickson Spa on Tuesday, and afterwards showed off her new shirt, which happens to be a Warhol-inspired design of her own face. This is why I love her. She’s completely full of herself, which would be annoying, except that she’s perfectly [...]
By Candice on Jul 4, 2007 in America, Canada, Freedom, Lists | 10 Comments
I will do the opposite of what I usually do, and list ways that America is better than Canada (but I still won’t spell “honour” without a u): Butter comes in easy-to-measure “sticks” instead of one big block Alcohol is sold in grocery and convenience stores, until late at night, even on Sundays Cheapass malt [...]