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Fellow broke-asses: learn some damned math. »

By Candice on Sep 26, 2007 in Advice | 17 Comments

Most of the people I associate with online and off are college students, college dropouts, freelancers, or artists of various sorts. I fall into several of those categories, myself. None of us have a lot of much any money, so it is absolutely necessary to economize. Sometimes this means buying the cheapest available products. Buying [...]

Okay, fuck. It’s time to eliminate pennies. »

By Candice on Aug 1, 2007 in Advice, Annoyances, Money, Penny, Signifies all that is wrong in the world... | 8 Comments

No Change For You: AMC Theaters “Doesn’t Carry Nickels?” - Consumerist
Apparently, AMC doesn’t carry nickels (uh, duh, see the headline above). Presumably, then, they don’t carry pennies, either. And why should they? When a teensy tray of nachos costs $8, and you’re already being ripped off (fer fuck’s sake — maybe get rid of the [...]

I’m online because I’m antisocial*, durr »

By Candice on Jun 12, 2007 in Advice, Instant Messaging | 7 Comments

My internet connection sucks, and throws me offline a number of times a day. Just because you see me come “online” on any IM service (especially Yahoo, since it never preserves my away status), it doesn’t mean I’m now sitting in front of my machine, waiting eagerly to talk to you. If you’ll notice, I’m [...]

Okay, STFU »

By Candice on May 11, 2007 in Advice | 3 Comments

Canadians like the Canadian government/country/lifestyle/whateverthefuck better. Americans like the American government/country/lifestyle/whateverthefuck better. At least, the majority of them do. Blee blah bloo. Guess why. Democracy. Shut your asses. Both countries function (more or less, bleah — both democracies have issues, but they’re not like, OMFG we’re doomed, there is nothing we can do about this, [...]

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By Candice on Apr 27, 2007 in Advice, Links | 3 Comments

Hey, creepy stalker types! Just thought you might be interested in creepily stalking my sister as well! You can find here her here, apparently. Indeed.

Also, here is some completely unrelated advice: if you’ve been using nasal spray, and your sinuses are therefore painfully dry (instead of painfully clogged), do not bleach your hair, or go [...]

Clique »

By Candice on Apr 10, 2007 in Advice, Pronunciation | 3 Comments

Rhymes with pique.
Neither one of them rhymes with dick.