By Candice on Sep 11, 2007 in Advertising, Blogetization, Monetization, Money, Rants, Retarded, SEO, Signifies all that is wrong in the world..., This is unacceptable... | 9 Comments
How to Make Money With Your Blog. Blah. SEO. Blah. Monetization. Blah. Boring. Lame. Gay. Gay gay gay gay super gay.
Here’s the only tip that matters: have a blog that doesn’t suck. Then make money as an afterthought. Preferably by supplementing your excellent content with more excellent content, in a form that people might potentially [...]
By Candice on Apr 11, 2007 in Advertising | 1 Comment
So Dove… Are you saying that I don’t possess “real beauty” because I’m above average height, below average weight, and young? Who’s going to campaign for me, huh Dove? I feel so excluded…
As for you, “The Learning Channel”… Life lessons: collect them all by watching TLC. Or alternatively, by getting a life.
By Candice on Dec 22, 2006 in Advertising, Television | Comments Off
I’m getting an awful lot of hits lately for the search terms Uno Attack AIDS. I’m the number one result, hurrah. Apparently the commercial has been featured on VH1’s The Best Week Ever, and so, welp, here’s a video clip of the commercial for you guys, since it’s what most of you showing up here [...]
By Candice on Nov 22, 2006 in Advertising, Bullshit, Religion, War on Christmas | 3 Comments
I know several people (including my husband) that work at Starbucks, and I’ve been told by them that the word “Christmas” is off-limits this year, and that “holidays” has been suggested to them as an alternative. Indeed, itsredagain.com, Starbucks’ holiday website, doesn’t include the C-word anywhere (except where it’s been submitted by users). The whole [...]
