Category: Bullshit
By Candice on Jan 28, 2010 in Advice, Bullshit, Irrational Idiots | View Comments
When people are too irrational to bother arguing with, there are a few strategies that can be used. PZ Myers is a proponent of ridicule, and that seems to be fairly effective in many cases. However, if no intervention is required in order to prevent harm to third parties, I prefer to go with the [...]
By Candice on Jan 1, 2009 in Bullshit, Vodka | View Comments
It’s 3pm. Good morning, everybody. How hungover are you? I made it out okay, I think. Drinking water through the night, that’s the secret. The secret that everybody knows. The secret that nobody bothers with. Apparently it works, though. Who knew. I’m the only one awake. Me and the cat. I have to work tomorrow, [...]
By Candice on Oct 30, 2008 in Bullshit, Irrefutable Logic | View Comments
Hell with Prop 8. Can we repeal marriage altogether? For everyone? As far as I’m concerned, the government belongs out of my bedroom, and out of my relationships period. They don’t have a say in who I can be friends with, they shouldn’t have a say in who I choose to be more than friends [...]
By Candice on Jun 21, 2007 in Annoyances, Bullshit, Interpersonal communication, Woo | View Comments
I’ve recently encountered one of more real-life believers of the following woo lies: homeopathic “medicine“, acupuncture, colon cleansing, raw food diets, organic-only diets, detox diets, vitamin C and echinacea for colds, cupping, “The Secret“, psychic powers, ghosts, 9/11 conspiracies, astrology, and various gods (to name only a few). I know how to handle these sorts [...]
By Candice on Jun 21, 2007 in Bullshit, Stupidity, UFOs, lulz | View Comments
…I’m going to get really bored, and stage my own UFO hoax. Whoever is behind this very elaborate one is obviously having one hell of a laugh (there’s more of this BS scattered all over the interwebs, including Flickr sites and yadda yadda, but if you click any of the links I’ve posted here, you’ll [...]
By Candice on Mar 9, 2007 in Bullshit, Ridonkulous | View Comments
Roman’s miles: How to find [inconvenient] truth about youself? Truth about anyone that tries this: Cares too much what other people think about them. Insecure. Uptight. Cowardly. Bureaucratic. Perhaps a try-hard. I hate try-hards. I dunno, this reminds me of slam books in third grade… “How much do you like me on a scale of [...]
By Candice on Dec 18, 2006 in Bullshit | View Comments
No one gets to steal this idea from me… but I’m going to share anyway. New-agers are always going on and on about chemtrails… and how orgonite “gifting” around cellphone towers etc. can combat them… And they have all sorts of forums and logs set up detailing their gifting trips… Well, I figure… all I [...]
By Candice on Nov 22, 2006 in Advertising, Bullshit, Religion, War on Christmas | View Comments
I know several people (including my husband) that work at Starbucks, and I’ve been told by them that the word “Christmas” is off-limits this year, and that “holidays” has been suggested to them as an alternative. Indeed, itsredagain.com, Starbucks’ holiday website, doesn’t include the C-word anywhere (except where it’s been submitted by users). The whole [...]
By Candice on Oct 2, 2006 in Bullshit, Canada, Politics, Signifies all that is wrong in the world..., Stephen Harper, This is unacceptable... | View Comments
“Canada’s New Government”? Blah blah blah, some shit about some scientist or whatever. This is too stupid to even comment on. I’m guessing that everyone else agrees, since there are only 300-some articles to be found about this on Google News, and most of them don’t seem to be related to the rebranding. But this [...]
By Candice on Jan 14, 2006 in Bullshit, Religion | View Comments
I found the local Scientology loony-bin by accident today while walking home from dropping off my rental car (oh yah — so my car is totalled and I won’t be driving again any time soon…) And now I must find some poor sucker to attend some of their meetings with me, because I feel that [...]
By Candice on Dec 16, 2005 in Books, Bullshit, Random, Television | View Comments
The new issue of Skeptical Inquirer reprints Stephen Barrett’s “Analysis of Kevin Trudeau’s ‘Natural Cures’ Infomercial”. It’s like MST3K for skeptics. Stephen just wrote down most of the things I used to sit there yelling at Trudeau on 47 screens on Sunday mornings when I was working at Fox. Good times, those were. I thought [...]
By Candice on Dec 13, 2005 in Bullshit, Conspiracy Theories | View Comments
Just got through listening to Bart Sibrel (remember that moan hoax fucktard that Buzz Aldrin punched?) vs. Phil Plait and Michael Shermer (as if there’s any contest) from yesterday’s Dave Glover Show on 97.1 FM St. Louis. The recording is here. Yes, Bart Sibrel is a notorious asshat, and his lunacy grows tiresome quickly (if [...]
By Candice on Oct 25, 2005 in Bullshit | View Comments
I was just reading another crackpot article about the Mayan Long Count Calendar. Pointless to link it — just the same old bullshit. I’m only posting this entry to say that I cannot wait until the end of December 2012, when absolutely nothing of cosmic significance will happen, to see what kind of garbage the [...]
By Candice on Jul 12, 2005 in Bullshit, Thoughts | View Comments
It’s just too hard to be properly amused by the claims of kooks when they don’t include proper references to the texts they’re blowing way the hell out of proportion or misinterpreting. I know that half of the time they can’t provide references because they’re just making the shit up from scratch (or they’re communicating [...]
By Candice on Jul 9, 2005 in Bullshit, Personal, Thoughts | View Comments
I will no longer engage those whose opinions are based entirely on faith in debate about those opinions. I’m afraid that one of these days my head will explode. I’ll supply or lead to information where I can, when someone might actually be interested in real actual truly true facts of truth. But that’s it. [...]