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Finally! A theory that makes sense! »

By Candice on Dec 11, 2006 in 9/11, Conspiracy Theories | Comments Off

I’ve pointed this out before, but watch what you say, everyone. There are people out there who are completely unable to comprehend similes and metaphors. This site makes use of this fact to create a parody 9/11 conspiracy argument, claiming trains that were responsible for 9/11. They even quote a witness who saw one of [...]

I swear on the bible that Bart Sibrel is loony. »

By Candice on Dec 13, 2005 in Bullshit, Conspiracy Theories | 2 Comments

Just got through listening to Bart Sibrel (remember that moan hoax fucktard that Buzz Aldrin punched?) vs. Phil Plait and Michael Shermer (as if there’s any contest) from yesterday’s Dave Glover Show on 97.1 FM St. Louis. The recording is here.
Yes, Bart Sibrel is a notorious asshat, and his lunacy grows tiresome quickly (if you [...]

Similes and Metaphors »

By Candice on Jul 9, 2005 in Astronomy, Conspiracy Theories, Signifies all that is wrong in the world..., This is unacceptable... | 5 Comments

I’ve never been fond of them, except when employed by Douglas Adams.
I don’t have any particular reason for my distaste, I just find them generally annoying. But here’s a good argument for avoiding them (if you didn’t already clue in to the danger after all of that Gulag nonsense): if you use a simile [...]

I couldn’t resist… »

By Candice on Jul 3, 2005 in Bullshit, Conspiracy Theories, New World Order | Comments Off

Bush’s Subliminal 9/11 Backdrop?, taken from Alex Jones’ Infowars mailing list:
This one has even got me “creeped out.” I feel like I need new foil for my hat, but it just seems too clear to be a coincidence.
Look at this picture of Jr.’s speech and tell me what you see:

Then ask yourself, why are [...]

Captain’s Blog »

By Candice on Jun 30, 2005 in Conspiracy Theories, UFOs | Comments Off

Richard Hoagland has a new blog up: Captain’s Blog. It’s always saddened me that he doesn’t update his site with new lunacy very often. Hopefully this will result in more frequent crackpottery for me to laugh at at work.

I’d believe him if he claimed that demolition of the economy is an ‘inside job’ »

By Candice on Jun 15, 2005 in Bullshit, Conspiracy Theories, New World Order, News | 4 Comments

Former Bush Team Member Says WTC Collapse Likely A Controlled Demolition And ‘Inside Job’
A former chief economist in the Labor Department during President Bush’s first term now believes the official story about the collapse of the WTC is ‘bogus,’ saying it is more likely that a controlled demolition destroyed the Twin Towers and adjacent Building [...]