Comments on: Thanksgiving has no power over me

By: BP

BP — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:06:09 +0000

and spell buy “by”. i won’t do the third one out of pure rebellion.

By: BP

BP — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:05:07 +0000

ahh, yes. the magical muffin top. fantastic. shoo you. i’m looking forward to slathering on a little bit of fupa. fatty upper penis area (male variation – sometimes rectified through manscaping – i have not done this professionally – but i did by some electric nose hair clippers.)

also, i’m looking forward to giving everybody the slow roast. f u l l b o d y h u g t h a t g o e s o n t o o l o n g . . . like this comment.

i like to drink.

By: Candice

Candice — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:29:55 +0000

Oh, I haven’t tried to wear spandex since the early 90s. But skin-tight jeans are the cool thing to do in Chicago, and you know how I always did like to keep up with current fashions… bahaha.

By: AMY

AMY — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:06:30 +0000

yeah I wondered about that. weight has never been an issue of yours… now if you would stop trying to wear spandex, you wouldn’t have to worry about the muffin toppage.

By: Candice

Candice — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:33:39 +0000

You’re still not convincing me! Haha, and I need to lose weight about as much as I did in high school. Except that now consuming mass quantities actually has an effect. If I ate like I used to, I’d be featured on http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/ by now.

By: AMY

AMY — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:27:09 +0000

way to go! I’m wearing a size smaller than I did pre-demon spawn. I keep telling you, kids are good for so many things- if you want to lose any weight, I’ll send you a toddler to chase…