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Thanksgiving has no power over me

By Candice at 12:44:08 on Nov 28, 2008 in Houseplants

I’m wearing jeans that haven’t fit me in a year. Hardly even any muffin-toppage. Suck it, holiday season!

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  2. By AMY at 01:27:09 on Dec 3, 2008 | Reply

    way to go! I’m wearing a size smaller than I did pre-demon spawn. I keep telling you, kids are good for so many things- if you want to lose any weight, I’ll send you a toddler to chase…

  3. By Candice at 18:33:39 on Dec 4, 2008 | Reply

    You’re still not convincing me! Haha, and I need to lose weight about as much as I did in high school. Except that now consuming mass quantities actually has an effect. If I ate like I used to, I’d be featured on http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/ by now.

  4. By AMY at 22:06:30 on Dec 4, 2008 | Reply

    yeah I wondered about that. weight has never been an issue of yours… now if you would stop trying to wear spandex, you wouldn’t have to worry about the muffin toppage.

  5. By Candice at 22:29:55 on Dec 4, 2008 | Reply

    Oh, I haven’t tried to wear spandex since the early 90s. But skin-tight jeans are the cool thing to do in Chicago, and you know how I always did like to keep up with current fashions… bahaha.

  6. By BP at 21:05:07 on Dec 9, 2008 | Reply

    ahh, yes. the magical muffin top. fantastic. shoo you. i’m looking forward to slathering on a little bit of fupa. fatty upper penis area (male variation - sometimes rectified through manscaping - i have not done this professionally - but i did by some electric nose hair clippers.)

    also, i’m looking forward to giving everybody the slow roast. f u l l b o d y h u g t h a t g o e s o n t o o l o n g . . . like this comment.

    i like to drink.

  7. By BP at 21:06:09 on Dec 9, 2008 | Reply

    and spell buy “by”. i won’t do the third one out of pure rebellion.

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