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Thanksgiving has no power over me

By Candice at 12:44:08 on Nov 28, 2008 in Houseplants

I’m wearing jeans that haven’t fit me in a year. Hardly even any muffin-toppage. Suck it, holiday season!

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  • BP
    and spell buy "by". i won't do the third one out of pure rebellion.
  • BP
    ahh, yes. the magical muffin top. fantastic. shoo you. i'm looking forward to slathering on a little bit of fupa. fatty upper penis area (male variation - sometimes rectified through manscaping - i have not done this professionally - but i did by some electric nose hair clippers.)

    also, i'm looking forward to giving everybody the slow roast. f u l l b o d y h u g t h a t g o e s o n t o o l o n g . . . like this comment.

    i like to drink.
  • Oh, I haven't tried to wear spandex since the early 90s. But skin-tight jeans are the cool thing to do in Chicago, and you know how I always did like to keep up with current fashions... bahaha.
  • AMY
    yeah I wondered about that. weight has never been an issue of yours... now if you would stop trying to wear spandex, you wouldn't have to worry about the muffin toppage.
  • You're still not convincing me! Haha, and I need to lose weight about as much as I did in high school. Except that now consuming mass quantities actually has an effect. If I ate like I used to, I'd be featured on http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/ by now.
  • AMY
    way to go! I'm wearing a size smaller than I did pre-demon spawn. I keep telling you, kids are good for so many things- if you want to lose any weight, I'll send you a toddler to chase...
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