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Today is boring [UPDATED!]

I don’t want to go to the post office.

I don’t want to go to the store.

I don’t want to buy the following:

  • Tinfoil
  • Vitamins
  • Potatoes
  • Tomato sauce
  • Pasta
  • Ground black pepper
  • Olive oil
  • Paper towels
  • Toilet paper
  • Ketchup
  • Floor cleaner
  • Contact lens solution
  • Cat food
  • Razor blades
  • Hamburger buns

And I know you don’t want to hear about it. But you might as well be bored right along with me, and I have nothing more interesting to do or write.

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  • MMJ
    DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • driftr
    www.hotmale.com is the domain I want... it's more fun than hotMAIL.com. Simple as that.
  • exarch
    I'm just glad WeAtePhil.com isn't in use yet. Imagine the content *shudder*
  • that would be a very popular site...
  • So is WeHatePhil.com!
  • WEHATECANADA.COM is available!
  • Zap!
    Dont forget the storage
  • I once tried to pry a plug out of an extension cord with a knife when I was little. I didn't unplug the extension cord first. That was a learning experience. Or it would have been, if I hadn't already known better. People whose fathers are engineers who work at the hydro company certainly ought to know better...

    Yeah, I'm naturally blonde, by the way.
  • Gosh, thanks. You know what's fun? The ol' fork in the socket game.
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