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Boil. Add sauce. And milk. And butter or margarine. The end!

Who the hell just found my website by searching for “instructions kd macaroni”. First of all, the instructions are on the box, brainiac. Second… anyone who calls it KD shouldn’t need instructions, because if you’re Canadian, you’re born with the required knowledge. The amounts of ingredients are instinctual. If you use a measuring cup, you’re a phony.

Annnnnd, I’m going to bed.

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  • Zap!
    Tuna is fucking expensive! Milk too!
  • I like to add a can of tuna to it and pretend I'm poor.
  • MACARNOINI AND CHEESE! MAC AND CHEESE FOR SHORT. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!
  • Then again, I guess if you call it KD macaroni instead of just KD, you're probably a phony, anyway.
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