When I was very little
By Candice at 02:12:15 on Jul 19, 2007 in Personal, Random, Retarded, Science
I used to think that picking your nose would stretch it out, and that’s why some people had big noses. Those people were the gold diggers. Well, that was my hypothesis, anyway. I knew that I didn’t have any supporting evidence, and I didn’t really have the means to carry out controlled experiments. So it remained a totally unconfirmed theory.
I was a weird little kid.
But it kept me from picking my nose…
6 Comment(s)
By jan! at 12:07:04 on Jul 19, 2007 | Reply
I had an idea that the sewer system just *must* work in reverse. So I dropped a few of my favorite (and now relatively valuable) Star Wars figures down a street drain outside my house, and expected them to show up in my toilet sometime the next day.
I never saw them again.
By Candice at 14:32:11 on Jul 19, 2007 | Reply
And that’s why you TEST a hypothesis instead of assuming your theory is correct. Because when you assume, you…
Oh bleh.
laskjdlkj!
By jan! at 15:17:24 on Jul 19, 2007 | Reply
I was 4 at the time. I wasn’t familiar with the scientific process as of yet.
By Candice at 15:27:18 on Jul 19, 2007 | Reply
I’m sure you were afterwards!
By Laurel at 21:53:04 on Jul 19, 2007 | Reply
When I was very little, I thought that fat people were just pregnant people that forgot to give birth.
I was a weirder little kid.
But it kept me from getting pregnant…
By butchie at 02:14:30 on Jul 28, 2007 | Reply
I have been picking my nose for years, in hope of stretching it out. The gay guys tell me it works with your butt, though.