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When I was very little

By Candice at 02:12:15 on Jul 19, 2007 in Personal, Random, Retarded, Science

I used to think that picking your nose would stretch it out, and that’s why some people had big noses. Those people were the gold diggers. Well, that was my hypothesis, anyway. I knew that I didn’t have any supporting evidence, and I didn’t really have the means to carry out controlled experiments. So it remained a totally unconfirmed theory.

I was a weird little kid.

But it kept me from picking my nose…

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  • I have been picking my nose for years, in hope of stretching it out. The gay guys tell me it works with your butt, though.
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  • Candice
    I'm sure you were afterwards!
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  • Candice
    And that's why you TEST a hypothesis instead of assuming your theory is correct. Because when you assume, you...

    Oh bleh.

    laskjdlkj!
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