This theme

Is probably more like something I’d design these days, if only I wasn’t so lazy. I have 87 widgets in the sidebars now, how cool is that?

I’d post something meatier if I wasn’t drunk off of my ass, and could comprehend English right about now. As it is, I have 77 text messages that I’ve sent to myself while completely out of my gourd at various bars and clubs that I’ve been waiting to compile into one entry of retardedness. I’m ever so clever when I’m unintelligible, and on the occasions where I can decipher what I was trying to communicate to myself upon becoming sober, it’s usually a treat. Or, um. Well, not. I’ll probably post a glop of that shit between now and Monday. It depends on how drunk I am between now and then… Bleh bleh.