You might get no cards, you might get AIDs

I’m getting an awful lot of hits lately for the search terms Uno Attack AIDS. I’m the number one result, hurrah. Apparently the commercial has been featured on VH1’s The Best Week Ever, and so, welp, here’s a video clip of the commercial for you guys, since it’s what most of you showing up here seem to be looking for:

And here it is on YTMND, in case you want to see it five hundred times in a row.

P.S.

The real lyrics are:

Hit the launcher
Tempt your fate
You might get no cards
You might get eight